When all the cold pizza is gone...

Okay, so it's 2:00 am on a saturday night and you're staving... all that's left is those burgers you thought you could eat earlier that week. Ewww, gross, soggy, slimey, disgusting buns on cold meat with gross vegetables and stale fries; I don't want to eat that, but it's all I have. Well if you're in this situation, single guy [or girl] with an empty stomach and similar fridge then you should try the method my friend/roommate Josh concocted.
We had gotten burgers earlier from Burger King [whopper wednesdays] and of course had gotten more than we could eat so we put some in the fridge. Later when we went to get our burgers out of the fridge they were even soggier than when we originally got them, so after putting them in the microwave for a minute they came out so disgusting we were ready to throw them out... Until Josh had a stroke of genious and decided to put his burger in the toaster oven; this toasted the soggy bun and solved the original problem, the bun was no longer soggy but nice and crisp.
This theory is similar to Quizno's theory on toasting subs [however when a meatball sub from Subway get soggy I dont mind]. According to Quizno's 'Everything's better toasted', and they seem right on the money with that one.